I was hoping for something interesting... nope ?
My curiosity didn’t survive the intro ?
That article sucked all energy out of me ?
The silence after reading it was more exciting ?
That article sucked all energy out of me ?
Fell asleep twice and still didn’t miss anything ?
That article owes me adrenaline ?
Can I get those minutes refunded? ?
My attention flatlined halfway ?
So boring it looped back to fascinating ? (almost)
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