I think my soul yawned ?
Reading that was like chewing cardboard ?
Someone please edit out the boredom ✂️
That was the longest 5 minutes of my life ?️?
My eyes fell asleep before I did ?
That article owes me adrenaline ?
That article sucked all energy out of me ?
This article needs a personality transplant ?
My curiosity didn’t survive the intro ?
Nothing but filler words ?
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