This article needs a personality transplant ?
Why so dry though ?
My attention flatlined halfway ?
Couldn’t finish it, too boring ?
That article owes me adrenaline ?
So boring it looped back to fascinating ? (almost)
That was the longest 5 minutes of my life ?️?
Whoever wrote that needs a nap too ??
I think my soul yawned ?
My brain just hit “skip” midway ??
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