Even my boredom got bored ?
I felt nothing but regret ?
Felt like reading an instruction manual ??
That was 10 minutes I’ll never get back ?
My enthusiasm died at paragraph two ?
I think my soul yawned ?
That article drained my will to live ?
Every sentence was a nap invitation ?
That article sucked all energy out of me ?
Reading that was like running in slow motion ?
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