My eyes fell asleep before I did ?
I was expecting fireworks, got dust ?
I need a reward for finishing that ?
My attention flatlined halfway ?
That was brutal… in the most boring way ?
My brain just hit “skip” midway ??
That article owes me adrenaline ?
That was the longest 5 minutes of my life ?️?
So boring it looped back to fascinating ? (almost)
Someone please edit out the boredom ✂️
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